[Fox Mulder]

1. Never take a nude selfie after failing a physics final and a pregnancy test on the same day.
2. Do you think we're alone in the universe? Betty doesn't think so. She's an extraterrestrial exhibitionist.
3. "C'mon man! Can't I even pee without having a dick in my mouth?" ( Sometimes a nymphomaniac's life isn't all it's cracked up to be.)
4. "Game of Thrones" is over. Time to get medieval on her ass.
5. Kangaroo convenience stores offer a three cents a gallon discount for paying cash...and a dollar a gallon discount for flashing ass.
6. Conspicuous product placement in a porn humor thread.
7. A member of the I Love You Funny Face Exhibitionist protection program.
8. Another conspicuous product placement? Nah...just conspicuous consumption.
9. "We surrender!" (Tee hee...giggle giggle) 1950's women had an odd sense of humor. Me too.
10. After the zombie apocalypse, where all the good looking people were eaten...the survivors of the human race pose for a group shot in San Francisco.