01-09-2016, 07:50 PM
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Location: Pacific Northwest
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Bad Pun Day
1.( More naked women and cows...) When you live out on a farm you learn about sex from watching the animals...kinda...
2. Obviously she was looking to get boned.
3. Finally, Little Jimmy caught his grandma in a perfectly black-mail-able situation. This photo means cookies and ice cream for-EVER!
4. No more wars. No more terror. This is how all future human conflicts will be solved if I'm elected Supreme Leader of Earth.
5. "Agent K23...once your nail polish dries, nail the Polish agent outside the embassy." (Ahhh...The English language in print)
6. Star Wars nerds will do just about anything for free tickets to The Force Awakens.
7. Maybe later we can build a snowman. We'll pretend that he is...very horny.
8. Dildo baseball fever...catch it.
9. Ben thought she had a thing for pilots...nope...she just really loved airplanes.
10."Uh...honey...I think the entire forum at OCC is...watching us!" (Obviously Jill has never been an Internet porn star before.)
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