Ways to pass boring winter days
1. When everything on the TV sucks shit...
2. And handjobs seem ho hum...
3. You can play games with your left tit..
4. Or stick your finger in your bum.
5. You can search your bod for insect pests
6. Or do a homemade pregnancy test (if the rabbit dies...)
7. You can make your guy cum in his own face... (for a change)
8. Or kiss an astronaut from an alien race
9. You can look out the window at all the snow...
10. Or expose yourself to the postman...Doh!
Or you can just surf porn and wank. (You have to assume the sunny scenes are from Florida)
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Last edited by Fox Mulder; 01-08-2016 at 07:43 PM.
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