Ingenuity
1. Rebecca's feeling horny after a long day of work...but her dldo won't vibrate.
2. "How typical!" She snorts "One more disappointment in a disappointing day!"
3. "Hmmmm...I wonder what's wrong with this damned thing?"
4. "No Batteries! I just remembered I used them in something else. I'll bet I 've got some more!"
5. She puts new batteries in...anticipating hours of joyful self abuse.
6. No luck! She decides to try something she used to do when she was a biker chick...
7. "If I can suck start a Harley, a little dildo should be easy!"
8. Bzzzzzzzzzzz. "Ugh, mmmm...grff...aaaahhh." SUCK-CESS!
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Last edited by Fox Mulder; 01-02-2016 at 07:55 PM.
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