[Fox Mulder]

1. Who could blame Hans for being happy? His genie granted his wish to be the last man on earth and make nudity manditory for women.
2. As you can see, Karen's resolution to quit drinking, smoking and taking long baths lasted less than 24 hours.
3. You see what this is, don't you? (It's a stick...up.)
4. There's a new group of aliens visiting the planet.. They have superior technology, but there's no need to fear an invasion. Judging from their oddly shaped heads and faces, they're just a bunch of pussies.
5. Erotic photogrqphy isn't as easy as it looks.
6.We've heard Trump's views on immigration. His solution for mental illness is even harsher.
7. They're inexperienced, but the desire is there. If they work together they'll get this whole lesbian sex thing figured out.
8. "What a great picture of a hot little ass!" you think. You aim the camera and...ohh shit...that's her old man!
9. The "I Love You Funny Face" Witless protection program.
10. The NRA hasn't officially endorsed this collage....but one day they will. Oh yes, one day they will.