Mine is more funny than sexy. We went to a party last night and since we are older, didn't drink much and decided to leave about 10, this is normal for us. When we are getting ready to leave this widowed friend of my wife asks if she can get a ride with us, the thought she was too drunk to drive, she only had a couple, but is not used to drinking at all. So we get in our car, in was a formal affair, I was in a tux, ladies in evening dresses, and Janice, the friend, starts complaining how uncomfortable her dress is.
I'm driving on the half hour ride and I see in the rear view mirror that Janice has unzipped the back of her strapless dress and fallen asleep. Her top has fallen around her waist so she is in this light bra, virtually topless, I nudge wife who turns around and gets the giggles when she sees Janice who is now loudly snoring.
When we get to Janice's house, she lives just a few blocks from us, my wife gets in the back to wake Janice up and cover her up so she won't be too embarrassed. By the time we get her to her door she's awake and fairly sober, but still very embarrassed, she knew she's been exposed quite a bit.
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