1. Those sad facial expressions...and sadder still, she's pretendeing the centerfold is about to go down on her...are you laughing yet?
2. "Help! My back isn't strong enough to haul these suckers back up!"
3. The new Subaru Doggystyle Wagon features lots of room, a nice hatchback...and her. Yeah, they can pretty much charge anything they want for this car. The people will cum, Ray. The people will cum.
4. Never kiss your girlfriend when your lips smell like another woman's pussy.
5. "Has anyone seen my evil twin?
6. "There she is!" (And soon people will die)
7. Hurry up and pee! The evil twin is coming! (Nice teeth)
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Last edited by Fox Mulder; 12-29-2015 at 09:51 PM.
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