Nut Crackin' Sweeties
1. I'm not surprised. She was a breech baby.
2. A scene from one of Vlad's wet dreams.
3. Sun bathing in San Francisco is a little different.
4. She was hoping to pose for my Tree Huggers thread...then something went terribly wrong.
5. No sex for you! (The Clit Nazi)
6. The other OTHER white meat.
7. Marla was a great hostess for holiday parties. She always strove to please all of her guests.
8. "Don't you dis my boyfriend Kim! So what if he always looks like he has indigestion? He's good to me!
9. The new ACME silicone breast implants are being recalled after the discovery that they explode when you jog on the beach.
10. 50 Shades Of "He's never gonna fuckin' tie me up ever again!"
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Last edited by Fox Mulder; 12-26-2015 at 08:23 PM.
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