[Fox Mulder]

1. I don't know who this guy is, but he's living the good life...and from the look on his face, he knows and appreciates it.
2. A scene from M. Night Shamalamadingdong's sequel to "The Happening..." "The Pantsing." Thankfully no Mark Wahlberg.
3. Mark Wahlberg's biggest fan obviously doesn't appreciate that last comment.
4. Uh...the heart isn't located beneath the clavicle you stupid git!
5. This thread offers a lot of Women vs Cows photos. In a matter of speaking I have eaten both.
6. I don't know who this guy is, but he's living the good life...and from the look on his face, he knows and appreciates it.
7. This statue's proportions proportionately represents the priority in most men's lives.
8. Her boyfriend misunderstood the title of her favorite Rolling Stones song...it's "Shattered" NOT "Splattered."
9. Fuck you! (She's apparently pissed)
10. DOUBLE Fuck you... from a chipmunk.