[Fox Mulder]

1. "OK...so I'm a slob...but if this is so repulsive...why do you have an erection right now?"
2. Is this why people say: "I gotta go to The Head?"
3. Yes, she was frightened of the ghost...but it could eat pussy much better than her boyfriend so she kept cumming back.
4. I didn't do the photoshop job on the kid in the background...but my first thought is that he's Pigpen from the Peanuts comic strip.
5. Ever have a dream like this?
6. "Hmmm...my husband won't buy me fishnet stockings...but maybe I can make some. "
7. "Judging from the tracks, I say the men who stole our clothes passed this way about an hour ago."
8. "Ja, ve at Volkswagon haf had zum bad press lately about ze emmisions...but please just look at ze model's arse...und forget."
9. Cock bag.
10. This needs to be a new wedding tradition: Everyone gets to finger the bride.