Thread: [Request for Non Fiction Stories] Annoying things your wife does during sex
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Old 11-25-2015, 12:48 AM
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This is not so much 'during sex', but close enough. I can't look at porn with my wife around. Not that she has a problem with porn. She's fine with the super-professionals like Andrew Blake or Micheal Ninn productions or hentai anime. But if it's the amateur stuff that I like looking at, it devolves into '20 Questions': "How is that attractive?", "Do guys really like that?", "Those breasts look so sad.", etc. etc. Even though she's suggested I can masturbate next to her in bed, she'll start bombarding me with questions and comments again and, well, sorry, I only have enough blood to operate the brain or my dick and I can't get off if she's killing the mood.

What's funny is that if you get her horny, her higher brain shuts down and she can get pretty nasty. I could probably starting fucking her, reveal we're in front of a crowd, and she'd be suggest positions so everyone can see. But it's the before and after that can be pretty annoying.

*To head off a couple of questions: She likes the nice, professional porn and hentai anime because everyone is beautiful and the scenes are perfect fantasy (even if the scenes themselves are debauched). She also reads a lot of written porn because 'you can imagine everyone is beautiful'.

And the masturbate next to her is because if we have sex after a certain time, she has a hard time getting to sleep afterwards. Orgasms tend to leave her wired. So if we don't have sex earlier, I'll 'enjoy myself' before I go to bed.
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