[Fox Mulder]

Thanks to the rebooting of the X Files in January, Fox Mulder's XXX Files also has some new cases to examine. Today Agents Mulder and Scully investigate the possibly paranormal phenomenon of breasts that seemingly act of their own free will. While the women here intended to cover, contain and hide their breasts, their breasts somehow have escaped. Can this be attributed to aliens? Was a government coverup exposed? Are the odds stacked against our agents? Can they keep abreast of the facts? Will Scully give Mulder a bust in the mouth? After examining the evidence, Mulder and Scully have concluded that there is no real mystery here...there is only appreciation.