[Fox Mulder]

1." I weesh to welcome one and all to this wretched hive of humor." ( Moohoohoohoohaha!)
2. The Blue Lez Group during a rocky performance.
3. Some people just walk around with a chip on their shoulder, while others...
4. ...find ways to suck it up and get on with life.
5. Scott licked his lips anticipating the first article of clothing to be removed in the friendly little card game.
6. Vito longed for the days when he could do more than just look.
7. Herring flavored dildos weren't a big hit with everyone in Norway.
8. Betty does her best Karl Malden impression.
9. Waiting to surprise her husband by hiding naked in his car...Kim was the one who would be surprised. It wasn't his car.
10. The waiting list for Wilt Chamberlain's paternity suits.