[Fox Mulder]

1. "Men? We don't need no stinkin' men!"
2. Support our troops...about a 34B cup ought to do.
3. The sad part is he's probably dreaming about half naked women. Life moves pretty fast...you need to stay alert.
4. Sit on my balls and tell me that you love me.
5. Becky was willing to give the robbers anything they wanted...that's why she took off her clothes when she heard them breaking in.
6. The definition of "Broad Daylight" is when you get awakened by some broad...anxious to get her tongue up the crack of Dawn.
7. The local swingers club is far too literal.
8. They say twins are very in sync...
9. Sure...they like to pretend...but offer them the real thing and they run away screaming!" -or so says Mike the Janitor at the college.
10. Alcohol juuuuust might be a factor here...anyone else think so?