[Fox Mulder]

1. Most people like to start their day with coffee...It's healthier to bend your lover over the kitchen counter and lick her until she screams.
2. Odds are this is not mentioned in the "Product Usage" paragraph on the label.
3. I really appreaciate art like this. I don't mean what SHE'S looking at.
4. If you feel froggy...leap!
5. I've heard it's bad luck to see your bride before the wedding. If you keep your eyes closed is it OK to ass fuck her up against the outside wall of the church?
6. "Well...I'd love to donate to you're charity but you've kinda caught me with my pants down..."
7. "...and for my next trick I will drown this small dog!" (Liz had a dark way about her)
8. With the advent of the Internet, librarians everywhere are trying creative means to generate more interest in books.
9. Jenny even turns toothbrushing into an erotic experience.
10. Meanwhile, behind closed doors at the convent...