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Originally Posted by George VI

My doctor is retiring. There is a very high quality doctor at this practice that I will likely switch to, a male. There is also a very pretty blonde woman doctor there, but I don’t know much about her, and as I get older and it can be a matter of life or death, I’ll go with the best I can get.

But I have passed on some dental practices, if the male dentist does his own cleaning. I insist on a female hygienist, although I don't admit it out loud. If I have to spend a lot of time in that close of quarters for relatively routine stuff, I want it to be with a woman. If she acts professional and keeps some space between us, fine. But if she rubs up against me, as numerous female medical professionals have, great!

You are what we in England call a "dirty old man" and you know what ... so am I. It is more than a slight relief from the discomfort of having your teeth sc****d to have it done while your head is nestled in the cleavage of a wonderful pair.