Had to have some minor surgery to remove a cyst on my scalp. As I was laying on the operating room table and the anesthesia was taking effect, a very cute, busty nurse kept walking back and forth, right in front of my eyes, with her boobs right at eye-level. I kept thinking "Please, Dear Lord, let me keep my hands off her".
Happily (for my marriage -- we just passed 40 years
), I woke up with nothing broken and no palm-prints on my face!
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