Library Pee
Just remembered another sighting back from college. I spent one summer on campus and things were fairly dead -- quarter filled dorms, no one really around.
One night my floormates and I spent the night drinking (shots mostly). The night was hot and the dorms did not have AC, so the heat combined with the alcohol meant that some of us were getting light headed. Someone suggested we go outside to get some air; about 6 or 8 of us headed down. We had walked one building over when Becky said "I have to pee. I'm going over there", pointing towards the library. Instead of going back 500 feet to the dorms, she sauntered over next to the library steps with a girlfriend in tow. With her back against the wall and the stairs to her left, she was pretty well hidden in the shadows. The rest of us stayed about 100 feet away and weren't staring, so I didn't really hear or see anything (I could only vaguely see her pants around her ankles in the shadows). Instead of mitigating her embarrassment, when she came back she said something like "Oh my god, I totally peed a little bit on my pants", while grabbing her crotch.
Maybe she did, but after our walk when we were back in the light I certainly could not tell. With such a short distance from the dorms I never would have expected for this to happen, but some girls (and guys) really cannot hold their liquor.
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