[Fox Mulder]

1. Some women view the world through rose colored glasses, and some...
2. Jerry seems to be serious about sharing his wife. You go first.
3. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...Apparently Star Wars was popular even before it was popular.
4. Jenny is a hands on sort of girl.
5. Don't give me no lip.
6. Another boring Wednesday...nothing to do but sniff her own underwear.
7. "Look...I'm going to be the ghost of a stripper for Halloween! Booooooo!"
GREAT RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD EXPLAINED PART ONE
8. LEZBYTERIANS: For women... who worship the scent of a woman...Hooha!
9. PANTIECOASTAL: For those who believe in wearing their panties to the beach.
10. CHEWISH: Self explanatory.