[ripstar1]

I was having some bladder issues (non-STD) and was referred to a Urologist. I also had a herniated testicle - it is twice the size of my other one. He examined me and said he needed to run some tests and look at the inside of my bladder - not good news. I returned for the tests and one of his assistants, a biker-type chick, called me in to the exam room. She told me to strip from the waist down.. I thought this kind of strange as I thought protocol called for another male to be present for such things. I guess I was wrong.

She had me recline in a gynecological-type chair with my legs spread and my junk fully in view to her. I she said that since I did not shave myself prior to the appointment, she would have to do it, unless I wanted to try myself. I told her to go for it. She used electric clippers to shorten the hair then proceeded to shave my sack using a razor. All the while she is talking about being at Bike week in Daytona the previous week. Asking did I go - Yes. Did I see all the hot biker chicks - yes. Of course I'm getting hard as she is doing this. She even comments how it is easier to shave me when I'm erect. I'm thinking this can't be ethical what she is saying and doing, but oh well I'm enjoying it.

When done she covered me with a towel. Almost immediately the Dr. comes in with his nurse. Lifts the towel and I still have a chubbie. He makes some comments about the procedure to the nurse. Well that was the end of the fun as an internal bladder exam is not at the top of my list of a good time. The nurse takes a Q-tip and says this will only sting for a second and proceeded to insert the Q-tip in my dick with an anesthetic. The Dr. then inserted three tubes in my dick up into my bladder. He even said to me to look at the tv screen and see the inside of my bladder. What was weird was that with all this discomfort etc. my dick was swollen to twice it's normal size, but not hard.

When he was done he told to go urinate as much as I could to expel the fluid. When I did it felt like I was pissing fire. It was red from blood and I pissed red for the next day.

What started out somewhat erotic turned ugly and painful.