[jacksonhole]

One of my wife's friends was staying overnight at our house last weekend, and I completely blew my chance at a full-on MFF threesome. This is the same wife's friend I have shared several stories about on OCC, hot tubbing naked, leading to strip games, one that ended badly and one that had us all naked for a couple hours just sitting around drinking and playing cards and farkle.

But to understand how thoroughly I blew it that night I have to share the backstory.

A couple months before the events I am about to share, Sabrina and my wife had gotten drunk at a bar and I was a good husband and picked them up. It was no big deal, but they carried on about how I was the best husband ever. When we got home, they insisted I do some shots to catch up with their drunkeness.

I started partying hard, but there was no way I was going to catch up with the girls who had been drinking for hours. Especially since they kept doing shots with me. I didn't even have to suggest a strip game, my wife took care of that while I was making the first round of shots. It almost seemed like they had agreed to play as a thank you for me being an awesome husband.

My wife loses the first 3-4 hands, and then just says fuck it and takes off the rest of her clothes. She is really drunk, and also really naked. We keep playing and soon I am in my boxers, and Sabrina is wearing a t-shirt and bra but has removed her panties. She is self conscious about her tits.

We are all sitting on the floor, and during the next shuffle my wife lays down and passes out cold. Still totally naked. Sabrina seems to have hit that perfect place where you are drunk but very energized, not ready for the night to end.
I am mostly sober, a couple shots in my stomach but I'm not feeling them yet.

I said to Sabrina that I'm not ready to go to sleep, and she said she wasn't either. So we kept playing farkle on my iPad. (BTW, Farkle on the iPad is one of the all time great stripping tools I have ever used) Shortly, we were both naked. We tried to wake my wife a couple times, but she was out cold.

We decided to play pool in the basement, and as soon as we got up from the floor Sabrina pulled on her pajama bottoms and her t-shirt. I followed her lead and put my boxers on. I figured the night was over from a naked perspective.

We started playing pool, and after a few shots she hit the cue ball into a pocket for a scratch. She looked at me and asked what the penalty for a scratch was. I replied, "Strip!" Without hesitation she pulled her t-shirt over her head, revealing her boobs which she was normally shy about. Ok, nakedness back on. And since each of us only had one item of clothing on, we were both naked in a couple minutes.

She suggested playing again, and put her two items of clothing back on. It seemed she was getting into the stripping aspect which is freaking awesome. We got naked and re-dressed several times and then eventually just stayed naked. Sitting on the floor playing Farkle was cool, but pool involves a lot of walking around and bending over, and at some point there was some ass grabbing and stuff to distract the person who was shooting.

I can't pretend that grabbing an ass cheek or a boob isn't somewhat sexual, but we weren't lingering, and it didn't seem to be anything we wouldn't be doing if my wife was playing with us. As the game continued, the grabs became more fondles, and then we both stopped and said no more. I said I wish my wife was awake, because she'd be totally into this. Sabrina seemed surprised, but also relieved that she wasn't in big trouble with my wife. It did not feel like an opportunity to wake my wife and see if we could get it on, Sabrina seemed to be processing, plus she was now drunk and tired, and it was 5am. And since I hadn't had my first drink until 1am I was buzzed, but way too sober for the situation.

A few hours later, my wife woke up naked (I put a blanket on her) on the living room floor and asked what she had missed and I told her everything that had happened. She was not surprised that we got naked. She was a bit surprised that there had been groping. We talked about it, and I explained that the only thing missing had been her, and we had tried to wake her up several times. If she had been up it would have been the MFF she promised me. She was unsure if Sabrina would be into it, very doubtful. And that's the last of it, I get no feedback from my wife.

That was 3-4 months ago, now skip to last week.

Sabrina is coming to stay overnight, and the girls are meeting friends and will be day-drinking. They have a ride, so I don't have to pick them up. I decide to have a couple drinks so I'm not in a completely different place like the last time.
They arrive home pretty buzzed, and I've got their favorite shots waiting.

Out of the blue my wife says, "we should play pool since you guys like to do that naked". She is pretty buzzed, and we all kind of stopped and looked at each other not sure if she was trying to start something. So I just said, "awesome, let's play pool" and we all went downstairs.

We started to play a game of cut-throat with a rule that you had to strip every time one of your balls was eliminated. Just by the way the balls broke, two of my wife's balls were sunk in 30 seconds and she said "fuck it" and stripped off everything but her fuzzy socks. I still was not sure whether she was pissed or having fun, but she was naked so that had to be a good sign.

She walked around the table, shook her tits and grabbed my junk in an effort to distract my shot. I did the same to her on her next shot. And then it was Sabrina's turn. We have to distract her! So we each grabbed a boob and fondled. Yes, we were both fondling the naked boobs of one of my wife's best friends.

Game on.

But truthfully I had no idea what was really going on. Five minutes earlier, I thought my wife was pissed about the previous naked pool playing and was setting up a confrontation. Now she's naked and fondling her friend. Things are looking up.

I am known for giving a good shoulder massage or back massage. And it frequently comes in handy. My wife flops onto the futon naked and asks me to massage her back. I'm not sure how intentional it was, but she laid on her stomach with her legs far enough apart to be noticed. And I'm giving her a back massage with extras.

And suddenly Sabrina wants to lay next to my wife to also get a massage. She has put her pajama bottoms back on, but is lying next to her completely naked friend and I'm straddling both their legs.

I massage her back and shoulders for a couple minutes, and then make a bold move. I pulled her pajama bottoms all the way down to her knees and start working on her clit with my thumb and her G-spot with two fingers and my patented hook.

She responded by pushing her ass up further. I suggested some boob sucking between the girls since they were right next to each other. And Sabrina promptly latched on to one of my wife's boobs.

So just to recap. Two naked women, interacting with me and each other in spectacular ways.

This goes on for five glorious minutes or so, when an awkward vibe starts to take over. All of a sudden it feels like the girls are not into this. I make an excuse to refill my drink and go upstairs to let the girls talk.

I really didn't know what was going on, so I decided to hold back and wait for them to tell me what they wanted to do.

I sat down on the couch and fell asleep. Hard asleep.

I hadn't been wrong. There were a couple things my wife and Sabrina needed to discuss, and they quickly reached an agreement, but it was all moot because I apparently was out cold.

Yup. All that lead up, and I blew it. Ten years from the naked hot tubbing to his evening. And I fucking fell asleep on the couch.

I woke up naked on the couch (my wife had put a blanket on me) and asked what had happened after I was asleep. My wife said that it probably would have been a full-on MFF, they were super horny, weird with friend, but super horny. And then I left and never came back and when they tried to get me up I was out cold so they went to bed.

I hope I get another chance with this group, but I doubt it. That's ok, we will find someone else. My wife promised me an MFF threesome, we both agree and it's going to happen.