Patient
A male patient is lying in bed in
the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult
four hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears
to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind
the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse
replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body
and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
are my testicles black?" Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds
his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and
moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong
with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen
mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely...
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