[clitty]

A few months back my wife's phone was dying and she wanted a new one. Thing is, our phone service is actually part of my business partner's phone service, has been for over 10 years. We don't abuse the service, I don't have to bother with billing and shit.

She really wanted the iPhone6+, a $800 phone which I could care less about. My biz partner and I use our phones mostly as phones and cameras. But women.... its their computer, their lives. Adding the iPhone would raise the bill by almost $30 a month or $950 outright after taxes.

They negotiated a deal of some sort while I was still out - which wasn't final when I got back; which somehow involved seeing her nude. He has never seen her nude before. Thus, as long as she made payments, it was pretty much a done deal. This, I was not surprised... I figured some BDSM flogging of her ass would be the most asked for.

But this escalated to "a blow job" for a better phone & deal. He asks me first? I reply, "hey - she wants the phone, not me." Eventually this turned into her sucking my cock and him fucking her from behind. When he finished, he told her "Get whatever you want".

She'll need to make a few payments with his deposits over the next 2 years. Fucking AT&T.
But she's fine with that too.

Needless to say, my phone will be much cheaper and I'll be paying it with cash.