[KarlMalone]

Maybe this isn't the sexiest topic in the world, but there are threads like this all over the internet and they crack me up. What are some times women OBVIOUSLY came onto you, and you were too dumb to realize it?

I was EXTREMELY shy in high school. At work one day, this really attractive girl comes up to me and says "you are taking me out to dinner Saturday night." Okay then! We dated for a few months, but I was too nervous and shy to even really kiss her. And she was a free spirit, definitely not a prude. One evening we're talking on the phone and says "so by the way, I was at Kelly's house the other night, and get this - we all went skinny dipping! There was like five of us and we just decided to take our suits off. There was no one around, but it was hilarious!"

I laughed and it sounded hot as hell now as I was imagining her naked with a bunch of her friends.

"So anyway, I'm going back there tonight. Wanna come? Bring your swim trunks. Or don't."

I SHIT YOU NOT, I said "Oh that's okay, I'm going out with the guys tonight."

YOU IDIOT!!!!!!