[buddy i con]

Originally Posted by DasDude

"It gets even better. My friend did get laid, but he also got Chlamydia - that's why he was in the capitol, to see a doctor. Boy was I glad I couldn't wake her up!"

Talk about karma, awesome story! Reminds of a I guy I worked with, we used to go to this nightclub in Hong Kong, anyway I was too tired to go out and so he went on his own--he ended up in his room with a hooker, except she drugged his drink and stole his wallet and laptop. Keep them coming, thanks!

I just remembered a detail I got wrong. She didn't tell my friend that some white guys took her out, she told him some French guys took her out. After coming across so many clueless French hippie tourists this part of his story was especially hilarious at the time.