[DasDude]

"It gets even better. My friend did get laid, but he also got Chlamydia - that's why he was in the capitol, to see a doctor. Boy was I glad I couldn't wake her up!"

Talk about karma, awesome story! Reminds of a I guy I worked with, we used to go to this nightclub in Hong Kong, anyway I was too tired to go out and so he went on his own--he ended up in his room with a hooker, except she drugged his drink and stole his wallet and laptop. Keep them coming, thanks!