[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. The sentiment of every adult Star Wars fan in this galaxy: Kick Jar Jar Bink's ass... far, far away. (George, what were you thinking?!?)
2. Uh oh...seats on the 50 yard line are probably going to be extra expensive this year with perks like this!
3. My wife was in Paris this summer. Here she is at the famous tower! Don't you see the tower? You don't see it? Really? It's right there...
4. Derek's swimming lessons cost a little more...but every student seems to really enjoy learning.
5. The 2016 Lexus Sexus features the new "Pantie Shift" technology. See your Lexus dealer for details.
6. See...the whole idea of a condom is that it's supposed to keep the sperm away from the vagina...so this is not...oh never mind!
7. Looking for cheap fresh meat? You've come to the right place!
8. Well...this is an agreeable lass!
9. "Damn...my bra STILL isn't dry!" (Lucky for the voyeur with the camera!)
10.So I eat pussy... What's all the Fuhrer about?