[stoneme123]

I was at a mates house at the weekend, we were drinking a few beers, his wife was in the room flicking through a magazine. He starts going through his holiday pics on his phone but viewing them on his tv so I can see. Here's the hotel, this was the beach, blah blah. He swipes across to a photo of his mrs naked with her hands on hips, and pretty sunburnt - apart from her white bits. The second he did it he swiped away again, obviously realising he had fucked up, but it was too late - I had clocked it and due to the beers couldn't contain my amusement. "Go back to that one, that was my favourite!" His wife was now looking at the tv and back to him partly worried/partly angry and saying "what have you done?" He said "nothing" and I made up some shit about another photo but you could tell she had realised what had happened. She seemed like she wouldn't see the funny side too so I quit my grinning pronto and changed the subject. It's her birthday next week and I wanted to get her some aftersun as a joke but my wife won't let me.