1. Beware...OCC Moderator MUDBUG is watching you!
2. She's worthless at the race track but for the cost of a few oats she's mighty good company.
3. Never change your motor oil yourself. Hire a professional! (This message paid for by Lascivious Lube of Malibu, a Funnyface Company)
4. Take it from Rex..."There's always lots of exciting smells in the country!"
5. HEADLINE: "Voyeur Photographer Seriously Injured By Angry Sunbather"
6. "Hello World Wide Web! After several Estrellas, I'd like to present...my tits!"
7. "AARRRGH! I was trying to be in the 'Caught Peeing' thread! (Yet another navigational error made my Google Maps)
8. Take her hand...let her lead you to a world of forbidden pleasure. Or just sit there in your mom's basement wanking away...Loser.
9. "And just what are you looking at? My pretty blue eyes? Of course! That must be it."
10. Another stirring episode of "The Horny Dead"