Best fort last:
Some buddies and myself rented a suite of rooms in a hotel, to crash in after a long night of carousing strip clubs. I walked into one of the empty rooms to drop off my bags, and hear this woman just HOWLING in pleasure. No sound from her partner, but she was clearly having a good time, unaware that there was a dozen horny men now with their ears pressed to the wall listening to her.
Over the course of her cries and moans, we learn that her lover's name is "Dave."
After a pretty long and intense fuck, she cums and things quiet down. Then we hear:
"You want to eat me, after I just had my period? And you just fucked me like that??"
Cue 12 guy laughing their asses off.
I'm pretty drunk at this point, so I cup my mouth to the wall and bellow "David, this is God. You must make her cum again."
The voice that answered back was the deepest voice I have ever heard- "Don't make me come fuck you up!"
Once again cue 12 guys laughing their asses off.
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