[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Now this is probably the greatest event this old dude has witnessed in thirty years...do we want to spoil it for him by making a joke of it?
2. No "Stairway to Heaven!"
3. This picture could have become the greatest military recruitment poster of all time...but it here it languishes in the Funny Face thread!
4. Another victory for the invincible mechanical bull...and a nice partial beaver shot for us!
5. Most women inevitably face this moment of truth. It can certainly be a life altering decision...To suck...or not to suck?
6. Women who sleep with hairy men...(sigh)
7. There has to be an easier way to get a free ride with Amtrak.
8. There has to be an easier way to avoid a ticket for an expired parking meter.
9. Aliens from Venus are among us! The good news is... they come in peace. The bad news is... half of them smoke.
10. One of the wisest observations of all time? Who was it that said that men start their lives fighting to get out of here...and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in?