[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Sometimes women become nudists because they just can't figure out how clothing works! Doh!
2. Suzy gets awfully excited when she finds a good deal on bologna.
3. Here's Sheila, next to a log, writing IN her log. Oh...and her boyfriend just happens to be a logger.
4. "Now HERE we see why this place needs a bigger women's restroom!"
5. Ladies, if you choose not to swallow, semen makes an outstanding dishwashing aid.
6. "I am NOT a parrot! Now you come over here and get on your knees to apologize, tourista!" ( Carnival dancers were very edgy this year)
7. The table is set and the spread has been laid out. Anyone hungry?
8. This is what happens when you lock yourself out while nude sunbathing...fortunately hubby didn't work too terribly late.
9. "I'm a seagull! I'm a seagull! I'm going to eat garbage and shit all over the pier!"
10. Which reminds me...what sort of pictures do you suppose Alfred Hitchcock jerked off to?