[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. She looks rather fetching. He IS fetching.
2. This May/December romance works because after plucking hers...she has eyebrow envy.
3. Martha remembered everything on her list of things that she wanted to bring to the beach...except her kids...
4. ...who went next door and surprised Ms. Softbottom, who was preparing to do some nude sunbathing in her backyard.
5. "Ow! I stepped on something squishy and it stung my foot..."
6. "Does this look like the culprit? Do you want for me to eat him? Do ya? Huh?" ( Cindy needs to eat more before she leaves the house)
7. "My last lover was hung like a freakin' whale!" (Mary loved to constantly remind her husband of her amorous past)
8. Another shot for the old "Girls Showing Starfish" thread. (Ah...OCC Nostalgia!)
9. "Whoah! Damn...who put a dildo on my chair?" (Never walk around nude with a prankster in the house.)
10. OK..THAT'S TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY. I HOPE YOU'RE PACIFIED!