[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Her dad always said that Tina was out to impress every young buck who came along. I guess he was right.
2. "Pierre...I'm downtown. I've forgotten to wear a slip with my skirt... and a strange man with a camera is following me! Please bring me a slip or a pair of pants before this man takes a picture of me that ends up on the Internet! Hurry Pierre! Hurry!" (Pierre was too late)
3. The tampon marketing folks encouraged an active lifestyle, but made no promises about swimming in shark infested waters.
4. "I have some very bad news for you, my pretty. Batman is just Ben Afleck in a very corny rubber suit."
5. The folks at Kymco wish it to be known that riding their ATVs in an unsafe manner could result in serious injury or death.
6. On a business trip, Ann brought a dildo and visual stimulation, hoping to give this new "masturbation thing" she'd heard about a try.
7. Weird Science
8. "What? He brought two buck chuck to our honeymoon picnic on the beach? That cheap bastard!"
9. This just in...A wilflife camera has finally captured a clear shot of the person who's been stealing our sunbleached snail shells!
10. She'd been holding it for the whole damned riot. Finally, she got some relief...and, unfortunately, Internet imortality.