Thursday
1. You should have known she wasn't going to enjoy giving you a handjob while you look at videos of your ex wife!
2. Mr. Upskirt Photo Sneaker...you are busted!
3. Moonbeam Smith will tell you that her "Dance of Growth" is good for her plants. The fact she does it topless is good for us.
4. You get Mardi Gras beads for showing your tits. For having your pussy photographed, you get to appear on Internet porn sites!
5. Our historic first photographs from the new "OCC Tick Cam." (Voyeurs will stop at nothing.)
6. "Jenny...I think we killed it."
7. The new "Chastity Thong" works a lot like a mousetrap. Ouch!
8. Would you like a coconut...or two juicy melons?
9. If this is the reaction YOU get on a nude beach...it's time to put your pants back on.
10. Not only does it give her orgasms, Heidi likes John's cock because it's an excellent gum cleaner.
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