Hump Day Humor
1. There's nothing like the joy of a kid in a toy store!
2. "And when I'm through fucking your brains out, Ms. Rothstein, we can talk about that Insurance policy again." (Don sold a lot of what he called 'No Brainer insurance' policies to bored housewives. Did women need insurance AND a good fuck? No brainer.)
3. Sexy? Yes, but when she sits up...the photographer is going to be sorry they used a full bottle. That's his favorite chair.
4. This poor young woman is being devoured by pool piranhas, and all you can do is stare at her nipples! What kind of person are you?
5. Here was John's proof that he shouldn't leave his wife alone with the handsome young dry waller.
6. Clearly, Cecile was trying wordlessly to ask Nick for something she needed him to do...SOMETHING important...but what could it be?
7. For Jimmy the choice was difficult. Play with his favorite Tonka dumptruck...or the new and very strange nanny.
8. The photographer's well trained dogs are highly skilled at getting women to bend down while all their bras are all still hanging out to dry.
9. "Wwhoooa...weee're...daaaancinnng...innn...sloooow ...mooootion!"
10. "Pssst! Don't tell your boyfriend...but how'd you like me to chew the sand out of those curly little pubic hairs of your's?" ( It should come as no surprise that lesbians use bad pickup lines too)
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