[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. This picture proves it! She's the best hair brush fellatrist you're ever likely to find! ( Perhaps the only one?)
2. Prudent advice for all women: When you've got some SERIOUS seduction to do, your pantie choice is absolutely crucial!
3. Bored with shopping for toys for the grandkids, Grannie decided it was time to go fuck the hunky clerk she saw on the way in.
4. Keep wankin' boys...she's pullin' for you!
5. It says in the owner's manuel: "If your pussy is really hot, take steps to cool it. "
6. Judy the nympho's friends accused her of "fucking everybody and everything but the kitchen sink" Well...
7. Dude...only like the best taxi service EVER!
8. Don loved his blue towel. He carried it with him almost everywhere. Talked about it constantly. His girlfriend Kim finally had enough!
9. "What? How the hell did I get in this thread? I was trying to get in Crabbing's kitchen thread...dammit!!!" ( OCC can get confusing)
10. "Ebony and I-vory....fuck together right here at OCC...side by side on the bed...they all scored...oh lord... why can't weee? "
(Song lyrics destroyed for free right here at OCC...as Michael Jackson rolls over in his grave and Paul McCartney consults his legal team)