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ƒ¡ƒ£ƒ| Law of Physical Surfaces
- The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
Law of Logical Argument
- Anything seems possible IF you don't know what you are talking about. And there will always be someone who does know and challenges you immediately.
Law of Physical Appearance
- If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
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