[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. I have eaten in Waffle House in my travels. I enjoy their "loaded hash browns...but not once did I ever get THIS kind of service!
2. Ever since she was a child, Julie always found creative ways to descend stairs. The thing is...these days... NO ONE complains.
3. DO I have to say it? OK...looks like her husband has got her over a barrel.
4. Just remember this come Mother's day.
5."Now how did THIS get in here?"
6. A shot for the carpet munchers?
7. It's the only way she can get her cocksucking sister to have a drink with her.
8. So she's either had sex with about eight guys or someone hasn't yet rubbed in the soothing lotion for her sunburn...you make the call.
9. "KERRI! Of course it's cold! You're supposed to hover...not dip!"
10. "Now a'hm jus' a lil' ol' country doctor who makes house calls...but ah thinks yuh be pregnant." (Another brilliant diagnosis)