I see this is an older post but so is this Halloween experience. Yes I did post it someplace here before.
This happened probably ten or more years ago very close to our home here in the boonies of Florida. We were members of a very popular club......... one of those animal named groups that is mostly a bunch of bingo and card playing older alcoholic goody two-shoe types. But my wife and her new friends thought we should join.
We were also into bike events so my wife had lots of sexy biker type clothes. Some of her favorites were very thin stretchy web outfits custom made to just cover the important parts, or those parts not legal to show in public.
I don't even remember how I dressd. But my wife had to wear her latest black one piece web outfit. Of course with all of the cut outs and larger openings she couldn't wear anything under it. Which she rarely did or does anyway.
Needless to say among all the conservatively dressed little ole ladies, and not so little...or old, my wife got a lot of attention. Yes some wore Daisy Duke shorts and V-necked blouses. Nothing really outstanding, yet a few were sexy and nice to look at.
There was a contest which my wife won first place. This is the funny part. As she stood on stage under very bright lights to get her award the head Bubba noticed that the flesh colored material under Dollie's clothes was actually FLESH! Lots of it! She was handed her award and told this is a family orginization. She needs to leave and put on something more suitible for kids.
Now I could understand the reason. But what I couldn't understand was this was advertised as an adults only party.
At the time I drove a full sized Chevy van. In the van Dollie had more sexy clothes than the average prostitute wears while on duty! All to change often at the many bike events and other adult bar parties we were going to.
So what did she change to? A pair of ultra short cheek showing shorts and a blouse that was showing way more than the other ladies. Possibly because Dollie had more tit than those ladies.
Again she was asked by the grand Bubba and his tribe to get some decent clothes on or leave. Of course 99% of the male members and maye 50% of the females loved Dollie's winning costume and what she changed into. After all she won first place!
We left and never returned to the grand order of ******
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This is only one of many Halloween parties my wife embarassed me and others. A biggie was the company party we attended when I sold life insurance in another life! She wasn't asked to leave that party...... she was asked to strip. Lucky for me I got her drunk ass out of there just in time!
