Different Strokes For All You Strokers
1. She's got stars in her eyes... she must be in love.
2. Some women don't want love. They just want to be hosed.
3. Whatever you do, don't look at all those creepy dolls staring at you....don't do it! Uh oh...there goes that nice erection you had!
4. After the beast fuck pounding she took from all of her brother's buddies last night, she just wants to be sure it's still intact.
5. Ever been beaten soundly with a toilet brush? Painful and humiliating. No caught peeing pic is worth it.
6. Sweden's Winter Olympic Mooning team, training hard in Copenhagen.
7. Her GPS isn't working, but thankfully her panties know the way.
8. This is what ALL women do when men aren't around...isn't it?
9. Exhibit Number One...Facials are degrading.
10. Exhibit Number Two...Facials are glorious. (Diversity is good.)
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