1."Shiiit...how much did I drink? What did I do? WHO did I do it with?"
2.DOG: "Look at her tits and I will rip your testicles off! Judge me by my size, do you? Huh! And well you should not!"
3. You know you need anti-depressants when you can't even react to your server commmitting suicide over spilled milk.
4. "Now Honey...the next time you work with Crazy Glue you should wear an apron. (There are drawbacks to being a nudist)
5. Rita has a fool proof way of testing her rain gutters.
6. Nancy has a fool proof way of testing whether she needs to do laundry or not.
7. When Olympic triple jump gold medalist Heath Horndog cums...
8. "Wait....are we like...squatting in pee?"
9. "Hey baby...are you drunk? ..Looksh shlike yer busted!" ( A can't miss pickup line if ever there was one!)
10. If any of these jokes offend you, see Natalie in the "I Love You Funny Face " complaint department.
