Stuff
Messing with an old saying?
1. Don't worry about pointing out the little speck of spinach in your friend's teeth...
2. When you've got a whole mess of the fucking shit in your eyes!
3. If you go around with your mouth always open, someone is bound to fill it with cum.
4. Don't worry about your friend's plank in your hands when you have more cum on your face?
Other stuff
5. "Get in the storm shelter Auntie Em...a titty twister is a'commin'!"
6. Fortunately no one was injured.
7. I suppose the New England Patriot's Tom Brady is going to get blamed for THIS too!
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