[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. What comes around...
2. ...Goes around.
3. "And another thing...everyone else in this trailer park runs around with all their clothes on! This place is sick! SICK, I tell you!"
4. Bob has been masturbating too much. Now the only way he can get it up is to beat off. Carol is getting damned sick of it!
5. Anyone care for a pretzel?
6. "Any Time Any Place" Alice just got the itch again.
7. Now this is the photo this couple's kids are going to REALLY appreciate finding after they die.
8. Never ask Judy to gather the firewood...she has high hopes...she's got hiiigh hopes...she's got high apple pie in the sky hopes.
9. Alcohol abuse isn't funny. OK...sometimes it is.
10. Ever since Darnell moved into the old house he heard unearthly moans, screams, and strange squishy sounds...he also heard strange clicks and saw flashes of light. Until he finally got brave enough to look outside, he thought it was ghosts...SURPRISE!