Paul married Virginia in a sweet ceremony in Philadelphia, PA. They boarded a train to go to the Carolina coast for their honeymoon. Virginia had packed a goodie basket for the trip down. Shortly after departing they began taking cheese and crackers from the basket. The conductor came to them and told them that they could not eat any food they brought. They could only eat in the dining car. Paul said okay and took out a bottle of wine. The conductor again told them sorry, but they could not drink any alcohol they brought on the train. They could only drink alcohol in the lounge car. Again, Paul said okay and took out an expensive cigar that Virginia had brought for him. The conductor immediately told Paul that the train was completely non smoking.
Paul said to Virginia "lets just go to our sleeping quarters and turn in." Virginia agreed and after they had just settled in their berth and began to snuggle, an announcement came over the PA system: "Next stop, Norfolk, Virginia."
Paul looked at Virginia and said "this train line is doing everything they can to spoil our honeymoon."
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