[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. It was a long wait and a hot day at the Goodyear tire shop...Joan decided to air things out a little.
2. While you're house sitting for me, can you please give the plant plenty of water and the plant holder plenty of dicipline?
3. The exhibionist couple died happily together... and they sure found an appropriate alternative to being buried or cremated!
4. She's expensive, but Donna will definitely get your windows squeaky clean!
5. Ronald McDonald has ways to deal with competitors for your dining dollars.
6. Arrrgh...she be a cum eyed gal! And awfully easy on the eyes too Aye aye! ("Pretty eyes, pirate's smile...she'll marry a music man")
7. This may not be an "old world look" but it's definitely a timeless view. ( See sign )
8. Joe has a lot of unique ways to get his wife's attention while she's trying to read.
9. Ever since Mike started rubbing chocolate liqueur on his cock, this has been happening. ( Women need chocolate! )
10. Customers who voiced loud, obnoxious sexist comments in front of Vicki the angry feminist bartender, were always treated to "The House's Special Brew." (Love the tattoos )