[Ghost In Oblivion]

1."Hilary...I presume that you only love me because I have a powerful automobile." (Hot cars still do it for a few chicks)
2."Agatha...am I to understand that you only care for me because I have a large penis?" (Big cocks are still HUGE with some babes)
3. "Olive...I am well assured that you love me because I can give you an orgasm with cunnilingus." ( Eating pussy is a timeless skill, and ALL women love it! Forget the car, don't worry about your size. Guys, be "well assured." Learn it. Enthusiastically practice it!)

4. Grandma enjoys knitting, taking care of her little dog, Mitzi...and flashing the cat!
5. During The Great Depression there were no "Hunger Games." There was just hunger.
6. "So tell me...do you like these earrings?" ( Uh...uh...try to focus! )
7. I blame THIS on the Heineken!
8. Now this is exactly why park rangers tell you to NEVER hike alone!