[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Is that like, a camera? Like, are you taking pictures of me naked? That is like way cool, as long as it doesn't end up like on the Internet."
2. Looking at the intimidating arse-sonal her captor has on her back, I am somewhat relieved, for her sake, to see a tube of lube nearby.
3. Trailer...uh...treasure?
4. "Sir, what sized ass did you say you were looking for? Here at 'Asses Are Us' we have a wide variety to choose from."
5.The Starfleet ensign is caught with his finger up Captain Kirk's girlfriend's ass...Dr. McCoy might soon say: "He's dead, Jim."
6. Yeah, Jenny swallows, but she doesn't enjoy it all that much.
7. Now what has she got there? Oh...this must be what the term "pussy whipped" means!
8. "Do you like my black nail polish?" ( Now is not a good time to say anything negative, mean or sarcastic)
9. "Aaarrrgh!" (Are any of you scared? Not even a little? Ah, come on! Damn! So much for this becoming a frightening, shocking thread)
10. Stand back...Marta's nipples have been known to cut glass.