[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Have you read 'The Tao Of Physics?' I HIGHLY recommend it. In fact I'll show you my pussy if you read it!"
2. "Oh...crap...what a hangover! I had a nightmare I posed nude in the 'Masked Crusaders' thread on OCC." (She did. Check it out!l)
3."Hi guys! Ready to go to the game? Let me finish up with Judy here and I'll meet you outside." (It's nice to have close buddies)
4. Her husband is a terrible handyman...but he finally put the work table she bought him to good use.
5. Liz frequently offered herself from behind while providing him a fresh face to look at. She thought it was better than him cheating.
6.This is NOT how Jake expected to find his mother when he came home from college...next time he'll call first.
7. Steve was proud of himself for his multi tasking skills. Doing some stretching while getting head was one of his better ideas.
8. All he can do when she gets like this is pet her and just hope she stops growling.
9. As it turns out...poor Jake didn't call his aunt either when he visited HER on his college break. Jake has learned two valuable lessons.
10. "You didn't read 'The Tao of Physics,' did you?"