[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "I told you my friend Emily was from Ohio...see? Here's the 'O'...do you believe me now?"
2. I guess you fellows are shit out of luck.
3. They had heard the term "Piss Flappers" but even THEY didn"t get understand. (Labial slang isn't my thing either)
4. "Ai! Juan! Can't you see my pussy is on fire!" ( Be careful what you touch after you've handled jalapeņos!)
5. Billy Bob and Zeb sure thought the city women were mighty obligin'.
6. "Hey! You finally got an erection! Is it OK to begin sucking or should I wait to see if it gets even harder?"
7. Peggy wanted everyone to see that she could deep throat after all. I never doubted her...did you?
8. This is what the Viagra people meant when they advised you to ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex.
9. Don't laugh...you know you'd be down there doing it too if she would let you.
10. Ever notice how women always seem to leave the trail together? (Town or country...women go together)